Reference spidermania

If the spiders at Dower House are hugh, I would be more worried about the size of the creature that has ate the other 2 legs. I'm sure spiders start off with 8 legs.

Spidermania

With the days getting shorter and the nights longer the Dower House is becoming a haven for our 6 legged friends.

We have decided that the children who have been staying over the half term have been feeding them steroids as they are huge!!!! even the squirrels are scared!!

Watch this space for further developments......................

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NO TIME TO THINK

As if we all don't have enough to do over the summer, we have managed to sit down for 5 mins and look back at what went on at The Kings Head apart from the usual day to day

We've had..........................
HATCH x 6, new staff, welcome to you all, rosey cheeked & raring to go!!!!
MATCH x 3, weddings of the year . GM with head chef, 2nd chef with waitress, and waitress with her holiday romance
DESPATCH x 6, 3 gone to university, 1 gone to college & 2 to pastures new

Another big event coming up is a birthday party
Olga will be 85 our most senior memeber of staff, longest serving 39 years and probably the fittest.
Party invites going out soon

No more hiding

In a recent opinion poll conducted by rare pig breeding cult executives, the clour pink was voted in the top ten all time influences of the 21st century.
It was determined that pink:
never clashes
speaks up for itself
crosses all cultural boundaries
Has royal connections ( Lady Penelope)
Encourages happiness
Is a newspaper
Is money
Is your little finger
Is Barbie
So we are all deep in the pink!

The Future's bright...The future's bright blooming pink

The announcement has come today that the Angel and Royal will be going dayglo in the form of hot bright pink or electric blue tops for all the staff. Not to be mistaken for 80s (Have it!) ravers the staff will certainly stick out in order for customers to identify them more easily.

A New Feature

A new feature THE KINGS HEAD HOTEL..........

is proud to announce the opening of our our new water feature.relax in one of our newly refurbished rooms, and listen to the gentle trickle of water as it ambles down the wall, nesteling under the bed in a tranquil puddle. The Atlantis upgrade is available, wet suit, with flippers, snorkle, arm bands, & rubber duck, only (£6.00, sick squid). Also available water beds, however these are limited please book in advance. quote this reference Mermaid! ! !

Good luck

Christmas has come to the Angel

The summer courtyard is not yet finished and we have Christmas chasing our tails.

Should we put in the Christmas trees and fairy lights to save time?

The new festive event brochure and residential packages have arrived and bookings are already coming in.

Who thinks of Christmas in May !!!!!

If you would like a copy please let the hotel in question know or come along and see the outdoor activities unfold.