The story of the Kings Head Hero

One calm ordinary evening in the Kings Head hotel, Andy & Gemma took on the heroic task of cleaning the fish are golden finned friends who have been swimming amongst us for the past 4 years. Everthing was going along swimmingly, the bowl was sparkling and all ready for the fish to return home, olga, Adele, Dawn & little Adele.
Into their fresh new home they dive, straight to the bottom, Andy was very impressed by the way they all dived into the bowl,'hey Gemma look at this the fish are sycronised swimming' they then swam to the surface all did a back flip and floated on the top. 'oh my god' cried Gemma I don' t think they are meant to do that.' Sh......i shi.....t shi.....t' crys Andy we've killed the fish. After a desperate telephone call to Kay at home at 10.30pm the concern was then where to bury them & who was going to tell the rest of the reception team. At that moment through the doors, shrouded in mist, and wearing his underpants over his trousers came Graham the night porter, after calling Andy & Gemma a few choice words he scooped up the bowl containing the demised fish, prepared a drinking straw entered the management office & closed the door!!!!! All his paramedic training came flooding back Graham performed CPR , and against all the odds he revived Adele, out he rushed and placed Adele into the bowl. Our hero!!!! what can we say? who would beleive it. We now have renamed Adele Graham ( JC to his friends)

But lest we foreget our thoughts now turn to the others who sadly never recovered, and our buried in an undisclosed grave to avoid the onset of morbid fascination (toilet).