The Fish Have Arrived

Yesterday was a great day for The Dower House hotel. We now have two hotel goldfish . The pensioners who arrived for our regular pensioners lunch on a Wednesday were smitten. They have been named Bob and Craig, the rather fat one is Bob!
Tricia extended her usual hospitality to them when they arrived , fed and watered them , unfortunately the same cannot be said for Tina . The fish were upset with Tina and started to show signs of fatigue when Tina came on duty. Tina was adament she wanted her apples back on reception.
Craig intervened and got Tina a large bacon sandwich with plentiful supplies of Brown and Red sauce (from a bottle) .
Craig and Bob regained there composure and are starting to swim again .

Stay tuned for more fish tales from The Dower House